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Total Medals Earned: 63 (From 16 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,285 Points

Alkie Kong 2

Worship the Mighty Unlocked 3/8/09
5 Points
View the high scores.
Great Listener Unlocked 4/7/09
10 Points
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Rick Rolled 5 Points View the entire end-game movie.
Six Pack 5 Points Find 6 bottles.
Beerbot Smash 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Boxed Up 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Code Breaker 25 Points Enter the super secret level code.
Great Defender 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Half Case 25 Points Find 12 Bottles.
Switch Off 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Vertigo 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Bat Crazy 50 Points Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Full Case 50 Points Find 24 bottles.
Olympian 50 Points Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Survivalist 50 Points Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Drunken Deity 100 Points Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.

Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/500 points)

Bearboy and the Cursor

Tutorial be done, son! Unlocked 5/1/11
5 Points
Completed the first level, have a medal!
Bear Grilled 10 Points Complete the Hot Zone
Cool DooD 10 Points Complete the Cool Zone
Score Bandit 10 Points Get a Total Score of more Than 5000
Bear of Darkness 25 Points Complete the Dark Zone
Score Lord of DOOOOOOOOOOM! 25 Points Get a Total Score of more Than 10000
Waspa Stole my honey! 25 Points Get your Honey Comb back!
Lookin' Good! 50 Points Find the hidden Tophat
Now you're a BearMan 50 Points You found your balls, don't forget to play with them!

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/210 points)

Bunny Invasion: Easter

BULLET SPENDER Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points
Use 500 bullets.
DEATH TO THE BUNNIES! Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points
Kill 50 bunnies.
FAT WALLET Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points
Spend £10,000.
TICK, BOOM! 5 Points Use a grenade.
AAARGH! 10 Points Go into RAGE.
BEEP, BOOM! 10 Points Use a remote explosive.
SEXY ASS 10 Points Get someone naked!
ECHO AND THE DEAD BUNNY MAN 25 Points Kill the bunny man.
HAPPY FUCKING EASTER! 25 Points Kill the Easter bunny.
JIM THE CONQUEROR 25 Points Fully Upgrade the assistant.
KRYPTONITE THAT, BITCH! 25 Points Kill the super bunny.
NICE SCORE 50 Points Get a high score of 10,000,000.
TROPHY BOY 50 Points Get all trophies!
YIPPEE KAY AY 50 Points Purchase all weapons.
EXCELLENT SCORE 100 Points Get a high score of 14,000,000.
SUPER ARSENAL 100 Points Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!

Medals Earned: 3/16 (15/500 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Just Can't Wait Unlocked 4/7/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Unlocked 4/7/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Unlocked 4/7/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Filthy Hands Unlocked 4/7/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Unlocked 4/7/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Unlocked 4/7/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Unlocked 4/7/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Unlocked 4/7/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Unlocked 4/7/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Unlocked 4/7/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 10/13 (110/155 points)

Depict1

Immortal Unlocked 4/13/11
5 Points
Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.
Truth Unlocked 4/13/11
5 Points
Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
Bridge Unlocked 4/13/11
10 Points
Use the button to create a bridge.
Trapped Forever Unlocked 4/13/11
50 Points
Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.
Believe Me 5 Points Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.
Idiot 25 Points Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.
Leap of Faith 25 Points Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.
Save Me 25 Points Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.
Save Us 25 Points Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.
Free 100 Points Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?

Medals Earned: 4/10 (70/275 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy

King Slime Unlocked 5/19/09
10 Points
Slay the giant slime.
Beholder 10 Points Slay the tentacle beast.
Defender 10 Points Slay the sentinel.
Mecha 10 Points Slay the giant robot.
Regice 10 Points Slay the Pokemanz.
Goku 50 Points Slay your undead god.
Warrior 50 Points Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero 100 Points Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight 100 Points Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Art Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Credits Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Chaos Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fail Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Owned Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Punching Bag Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Terrorist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I Like Swords Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pervert Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/18 (10/460 points)

In Utero

Supasperm Unlocked 5/12/09
25 Points
Beat the first level.
Impotent Unlocked 5/12/09
100 Points
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Aborted 25 Points Kill the boss without dying.
Preggerz 100 Points Beat the game.

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)

Newgrounds Pass 3

Colonel Unlocked 5/22/09
10 Points
Complete 20 levels
General Unlocked 5/22/09
10 Points
Complete 25 levels
Major Unlocked 5/22/09
10 Points
Complete 15 levels
Private Unlocked 4/7/09
10 Points
Complete 5 levels
Sergeant Unlocked 5/22/09
10 Points
Complete 10 levels
Committed Unlocked 5/22/09
25 Points
Find secret area 3
Eagle Eyes Unlocked 4/7/09
25 Points
Complete lvl 6 on the first pick
Observer Unlocked 5/22/09
25 Points
Find secret area 2
The secret ammo box Unlocked 4/7/09
25 Points
Find the secret ammo box on lvl 4
True minesweeper Unlocked 5/22/09
25 Points
Complete lvl 29
Weebl's secret island Unlocked 5/22/09
25 Points
Find the secret island on lvl 13
Wrong turn Unlocked 5/22/09
25 Points
Find the secret area on lvl 16
Revive Unlocked 5/22/09
50 Points
Complete the game with a revive
Takeover Unlocked 5/22/09
50 Points
Complete the game with a takeover
Click, click, click... Unlocked 5/22/09
100 Points
Complete lvl 27
Insane 25 Points Find secret area 5
Scout 25 Points Find secret area 1
Too much free time! 25 Points Find secret area 4

Medals Earned: 15/18 (425/500 points)

Newgrounds Rumble

Hoarder Patrol Unlocked 7/31/09
5 Points
Snag the first three powerups in a match before anyone else has a chance to.
People Pancakes 5 Points Lure two or more opponents into the trash compactor during any battle in the Scrapyard.
C-C-Combo Breaker 10 Points Parry three times in one jump.
Wile E. Ways 10 Points Knock an opponent out of the ring three times in one match.
C-C-Combo Maker 25 Points Deliver at least 80 damage in one aerial combo.
Diplomatically Challenged 25 Points Complete all 12 challenges in Challenge Mode.
Meat Shield 25 Points Trick an opponent into killing one of their own teammates with a projectile.
Survival Horror 25 Points Survive at least 5 opponents in Survival Mode on OMFG difficulty.
Wall Street Brawler 25 Points Bank over 5000 Grounds Gold.
The Eventuallyending Story 50 Points Complete all 12 stories in Story Mode.
Transgressive Compulsive 100 Points Earn 100% Game Completion.
Message of Luff Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
15 Minutes of Fame Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/320 points)

Pico Blast

Gretel Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Nine-tacle 10 Points Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
UFOh Noes! 10 Points Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Brain-muffin 25 Points Defeat Hansel's brain.
Magma-nimous 25 Points Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
To Safety 25 Points Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/100 points)